Friends, acquaintances, strangers, you got clickbaited. The title says “you won’t believe the results,” but the truth is, you probably will believe the results. The Frankenstein monstrosity I created tastes nothing like Seagrass Grey Label. But that clickbait got you clicking didn’t it? It’s okay, it’s nothing to be ashamed of. Even the wisest fish in the…

It’s been a month since u/prepreludesh reviewed the First Official r/Bourbon Meetup in Louisville, Kentucky and ushered a new era of accountability to the subreddit. With that review, the walls of anonymity came crashing down. We are real people, it said. We have beards. We have ascots. And more importantly: We know what you look like. We’re watching you. Reviewing you. This Thursday…